Curtis, Denielle, Geordan and Tristan!

The AP reports that because of a diaper mishap, Hot Mami received a Golden Shower.  Big Papi was quite upset as he hadnt convinced Hot Mami to get one in their 3 years together. 

 It all started with an inadvertant mistuck by Big Papi. When Mami raised the suspect over her head, she received her inauguaral Golden Shower.

Reports are sketchy. One source stated – anonymously  because he didnt want Mami to kill him – that Papa Flirt mistucked the child’s WMD on purpose for shits and giggles. Papi got serious, however, when the child got urine on his favorite blanket. Big Papi, who has never been peed on – by his child – had no comment. When approached, Mami pushed the camera away and exclaimed: “The shit aint funny. turn the damn camera off. NOW!”  Observers who saw the WMD could only shake their heads in awe.

 Tune in later for more information.  Good night and God speed.

Updated: 04/19//2006:

 Denielle says: I am quite pissed that curtis posted this story!!!

Curt Says: so what? next time keep your pride tight, your powder dry, and remember to keep your eye on the ball.